|1.||Sweet, nourishing gruel!||2.||You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?||3.||Pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser!||4.||Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.||5.||Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?|
|6.||Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down.||7.||Sweetie, you seem blue. Did the last of something die?||8.||Bye, witches! Thanks for not eating me!||9.||For lucky best wash use Mr. Sparkle. He banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts!||10.||My demons and I are closer than ever.|
|11.||Fighting only makes it tighter.||12.||Why do people run from me?||13.||You're like my mommy after her box of wine.||14.||So... do you like............ stuff?||15.||What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?|
|16.||The dead have risen... and they're voting Republican...||17.||I can't believe it. Jerry Springer didn't solve our conflict||18.||"Maybe there is no moral to this story."
"Nah. It's just a bunch of stuff that happened."
|19.||Do you even remember when you lost your passion for this job?||20.||Yeah, yeah, get in the bowl.|
|21.||"In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic."
|22.||That oughta hold the little S.O.B.'s.||23.||Mmmmm... forbidden donut...||24.||And now, what we all came here to see - hardcore nudity!||25.||"Homer, is this how you pictured married life?"
"Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries."
|26.||Woohoo! I'm drenched in blood!||27.||"I can't believe he acted completely in character."||28.||"Dad, we did something very bad!"
"Did you wreck the car?"
"Did you raise the dead?"
"But the car's okay."
|29.||"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."||30.||"As usual, a knife-wielding maniac shows us the way."|