Meet Ugly Bingo

This is a bit late. I made my wonderful card and then forgot about it until now. I will definitely miss getting it done before the theme ends, but you can post bingos late at Allbingo and I really like this one.

i forgot i had porn open on my phone until i unlocked it to get your number. the video starts playing at max volume and i can't seem to shut it off	we are sharing an office and i find your calls to your ex disturbing	you've been driving five under on a one lane road. now we've stopped at the same gas station and i'm feeling passive aggressive
we are in the same fitness class and your workout noises sound like a porno	i live in the apartment above yours. will you stop blasting taylor swift on repeat?	what are you doing in my garage?
you catch me shouting obscenities at a soda machine in front of a bunch of kids	i posted a sexy photo to get back at my ex and you--total stranger--just made a very inappropriate comment on it	you were shopping and mistook me for someone who works in this store. i decide to mess with you instead of telling the truth