"Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks... please. "

Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

Sorry I just couldn't resist. Anyway, I was going to put this on the end of the last post but decided to give it its own instead.

Now for fun stuff:

Revolver Presents the Most Sick and Twisted , and Totally Metal Horror Movies of all time:
( It all started with Black Sabbath )

Rob Zombie Presents the Five Hottest Horror Babes
( Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD. 'Shrooms! )

Mirai Kawashima of SIGH Presents the Five Most Terrifying Japanese Horror Films
( What! That's insane, I said Hey, little kid, you know where I could take a piss? )

Mike Patton of FAITH NO MORE, MR. BUNGLE, FANTOMAS, TOMAHAWK, PEEPING TOM, ET AL. Presents the Five Most Spine-tingling Horror Soundtracks
( well, as they say in the Tampon biz, see you next period. )

Andrea Ferro of LACUNA COIL Presents the Five Most Bloodcurdling Italian Horror Movies
( I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! )

Paul Booth tattooist to the Metal Gods Presents the Five Grossest Gross-out Scenes
( So far tonight you've seen me and my dick throw up. )

Future Tense
The Most Metal Horror Movies Coming Soon
( Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony )

Well I hope you enjoyed yet another list from a magazine. Also if you didn't notice, all of the cuts (except the first one) are movie quotes. Try to name the movie!