"Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks... please. "

[spiralicious]

Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

Sorry I just couldn't resist. Anyway, I was going to put this on the end of the last post but decided to give it its own instead.

Now for fun stuff:

Revolver Presents the Most Sick and Twisted , and Totally Metal Horror Movies of all time:

HELLRAISER (1987)
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II (1988)
THE THING (1982)
THE SHINING (1980)
CARRIE (1976)
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)
FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)
THE EXORCIST (1973)
PET SEMATARY (1989)
HOSTEL (2005)
SAW (2004)
HALLOWEEN (1978)
{the 2007 remake should be on the list too}
FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
28 DAYS LATER (2002)
DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978)
DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)
THE FLY (1986)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (2005)
EVIL DEAD 2 (1987)
PSYCHO (1960)
NOSFERATU. EINE SYMPHONIE DES GRAUENS (1922)
HORROR OF DRACULA (1958)
ALIEN (1979)
ALIENS (1986)
RE-ANIMATOR (1985)
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)
DEAD ALIVE (1992)
NEKROMANTIK (1987)
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (1978)
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (1980)
THE OMEN (1976)
AUGUST UNDERGROUND'S MORDUM (2003)
ALTERED STATES (1980)
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972)
FREAKS (1932)
PHANTASM (1979)


Rob Zombie Presents the Five Hottest Horror Babes

CAROLINE MUNRO (Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter, Dracula A.D. 1972, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, At the Earth’s Core)

INGRID PITT (Countess Dracula, Vampire Lovers, The Wicker Man)

SHERI MOON ZOMBIE (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, Toolbox Murders, Grindhouse, Halloween)

P.J. SOLES (Carrie, Halloween, The Devil’s Rejects)

PAT PRIEST (The Munsters)


Mirai Kawashima of SIGH Presents the Five Most Terrifying Japanese Horror Films

JIGOKU (HELL) (1960)
KYOFU KIKEI NINGEN (HORRORS OF MALFORMED MEN) (1969)
GUINEA PIG SERIES (1985-1991)
AUDITION (1999)
DARK WATER (2002)


Mike Patton of FAITH NO MORE, MR. BUNGLE, FANTOMAS, TOMAHAWK, PEEPING TOM, ET AL. Presents the Five Most Spine-tingling Horror Soundtracks

THE OMEN (1976)
ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968)
KWAIDAN (1964)
THE BIRDS (1963)
“SOUNDS OF WALT DISNEY’S HAUNTED MANSION”


Andrea Ferro of LACUNA COIL Presents the Five Most Bloodcurdling Italian Horror Movies

PROFONDO ROSSO (DEEP RED) (1975)
SUSPIRIA (1977)
LA CASA DALLE FINESTRE CHE RIDONO (1976)
PAURA NELLA CITTA’ DEI MORTI VIVENTI (CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD) (1980)
BUIO OMEGA (BEYOND THE DARKNESS) (1979)


Paul Booth tattooist to the Metal Gods Presents the Five Grossest Gross-out Scenes

Please remember the following comments are by Paul Booth and not myself!
INSIDE (2007)
“A psychotic woman who has been stalking a pregnant woman finally gets what she came for. This ending scene literally breathes new life into the oh-so-mundane world of the cesarean section. Mmmmm…tasty.”
HAUTE TENSION (HIGH TENSION) (2003)
“Uncut!!! One of my favorite slashers wreaks slow methodical havoc on a family living in an isolated European farmhouse. As Mother scrambles for the phone, our hero rather matter-of-factly cuts her throat and cuts off her dialing hand, as seen from the eyes of a hot chick hiding in the closet.”
AFTERMATH (1994)
“The scene?? How about the entire film! Oh, if only I took as a mortician instead.”
CUTTING MOMENTS (1997)
“A neglected housewife has a psychotic break in the bathroom after getting dolled up to gain the attention of her husband who, of course, shuns her once again. After violently scrubbing the lipstick off with a Brillo pad and having no success…she resorts to scissors. This first story in this trilogy is over-the-top disturbing and brutal. [edited]”
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II (1988)
I know Hellraiser is an obvious choice, but Christ, you get to watch a dude who thinks he’s being eaten alive by maggots carve himself to bits for his own salvation, and it is just awesome! Channard, even though he ‘hesitated,’ is a man among men…a true hero.”


Future Tense
The Most Metal Horror Movies Coming Soon

THE GRAVES
BLED
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA
THE BLEEDING
PERKINS 14 (will be featured in 2009’s AFTER DARK HORRORFEST III)


Well I hope you enjoyed yet another list from a magazine. Also if you didn't notice, all of the cuts (except the first one) are movie quotes. Try to name the movie!

Comments

[tinastarline.livejournal.com]

Detroit Rock City with a young and then yummy Edward Furlong. He has since become quite the tubby bunny.

What are yo doin' Sister Gonorrhea, Waitin' For A bus?


Disco blows dogs for quarters man!

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

Hehehehee. I figured YOU'd get it. *waves magic cookies * Here is your prize.

[tinastarline.livejournal.com]

That better not be one of your special magic cookies that magically gives you really horrible, although slightly amusing STDS. Because last time was not funny. Okay, only slightly funny.

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

Oh like I would do that top you twice.

[tinastarline.livejournal.com]

Knowning you, you never know.

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

The same gag on the same person is never funny twice, unless a) it has been long enough that said person has completely forgotten and its new all over again, or b) they keep falling for it repeatedly. So no STD cookies for you.

[tinastarline.livejournal.com]

Damn. I was soo looking forwards to STD cookies.

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

You can still have bleeding vampire cupcakes and mini pumpkin cheesecakes (from scratch not less) if you hurry. And for real no less!
hehehe hamtaro.

[prembowju68.livejournal.com]

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[gastane53.livejournal.com]

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