I need more caution tape

[spiralicious]

Today mostly consisted of terrorizing my dad. This involved two things his dumpster at the shop and his porch at his trailer. First mom and I have been cleaning out the bathroom. It is like a beauty product museum in there. There was stuff going all the way back to the 60s. And then mom had me go through my shoes. For the first time in my life I have more then 2 pairs of shoes. I have tons. So we separated them into piles of one I am keeping, throwing away, and donating. My mother also cleaned up the back room. After all of that we gathered up the bathroom garbage, the stuff from the back room, and the shoes, and the household garbage. We put it all in neon pink Torrid bags and filled up my dad's dumpster. Then we went by the trailer. Yesterday I traffic coned off his porch. I don't know if he knows its me or not yet because when he called yesterday he didn't say anything and neither did I. Today I rearranged the cones and caution taped his palm tree.
After that mom and I drove around looking at all the new houses that have been built. We also set ups some fake flowers at the cemetery. And yes I called my grandmother. I am the good grandchild. Or so she keeps telling me. Now I must go write a resume.

Website of the day: http://www.learner.org/exhibits/parkphysics/