spiralicious | Dear Krampus & Wishlist Links

***This post will be linked in my sticky post until February 14th***

Dear Krampus,
Aren't you looking handsome today? New conditioner? I know wishlists are not normally in your purview, but I have been one of your more faithful little gremlins this year and the jolly fat man did not seem up to the task. These are the things I have looked for high and low; I can't find them locally, not on Amazon, not on Etsy, not on Fivebelow.

- statement sunglasses - and that statement is “I am tired of heteronormatividade bullshit,” or you know, “I'm tired”

- an emotional support demon

- space; space to be, space to breathe, space to work, space to create, space of my own, space to talk on the phone, space to exist and feel seen, space to rest, space to hide, just space

- the spoons reach out and cultivate new, meaningful relationships and maintain the ones I have

- ASMR recs; I love the one person I still follow, but he is but one person who posts semi inconsistently and over the last year, everyone I was following has either disappeared or been caught up in the “problematic summer.” My preferences are audio only M4M, M4A, or F4F roleplay or bedtime story styles, but I am open to trying new genres – I use them to sleep.

- heating pain relief muscle rub that actually gets hot

- time management skills; either magically bestow them upon me or point me to resources to develop them myself.

- sour apple flavored energy drinks that are not sugar free

- More Clark Kent (Superman)/Jimmy Olsen fics on AO3. While I do understand how comic book fandoms don't really follow the same trends as other fandoms, it's such an obvious ship and there are only 38 fics (and some of those are actually tagged “Clark Kent & James Olsen,” but they got linked together with the shipping tag). They don't even need to be ones I like or would want to read. The pairing just needs more love.

Thank you. May you have a wonderful post season rest.

XOXOXO,

Katt

Other Wishlists:
my fannish wishlist
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