Good Bye Humpers

Tue, Jun. 26th, 2007 11:52 pm
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Something tragic did happen graduation weekend. Humphrey died. I feel horrible about it. I forgot about him in the car and he froze to death. I remembered him Sunday morning but it was too late. My mother responded with "but I thought he would be warm enough in the car." I knew better, I simply for got to go get him. She then suggested that I try warming him up (he was very clearly dead) so i put his little bowl by the heater to slowly warm the temperature. My dad suggested putting him in the microwave. Why do people always want to put my fish in the microwave? Anyway, after it was very clear that he was not going to magically come back to life, I flushed him. I may have cried, but I dare you to prove it. My mother did suggest that we could take him home and he might warm up in the car on the way home and be better. I wasn't going to carry a corpse in a jar for 4 hours. Where does she come up with these things? Does she really think it helps? Of course considering how the deaths of Frosty and Ruby were handled she doesn't have a good tack record. Good bye Humphrey.

Website of the day: http://tvdads.com/tvdad1.html
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Here we go another long-ass update. I figure since I haven't given a real update in over a month, so I thought I would honor you with one of my trade mark very long bullet style updates. It's really long but it's worth it. So get a snack, pull up a chair and Enjoy!

If you don't click it how will you know? )

Wow that was long.

website of the day: http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/myths/penny/
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Since I haven't been able to update in forever I decided that I should while I still have the chance.

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